About

It was born from a nine-hour drive to Canada on Christmas Day several years ago to visit his girlfriend (now wife). DJ spent the time listening to a variety of Christmas music and concentrating on the lyrics. Did I mention it was nine hours? Of nothing but Christmas songs? When considering the different scenarios presented in the songs, things like shepherds being visited in the fields by angels and Mary finding out she was to have God’s son, DJ kept asking out loud (to no one, he was driving alone) “How did that conversation go?” The question haunted him until he began writing out his own humorous take on these events. It grew into what is now over 300 pages of the usually funny and sometimes frightening things that happened to Mary and Joseph on the way to Bethlehem.

This is not a book about religion, it’s a book about people put into circumstances out of their control. It’s a book about friendship. And it’s a book about a crazy king who has no intention of allowing anyone to take his throne. DJ tries to maintain the respect the subject deserves, but if having angels drop F-bombs is offensive to you, it may not be for you.